May 2012
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I'm so excited for Pretty Little Liars to come...
So good.
textposter2:
if you’re ever mugged by someone just scream ‘sWIPER NO SWIPING’ at them and by the rules of crime they have to stop
person: hey wanna hang out
thoughts: omfg how do i get myself out of this
Things that scare me:
When my mom tags me in photos on Facebook.
-austincarlile:
my voice is girly when I talk to strangers but when I’m with friends I turn into morgan freeman
When people say they like my blog I calmly say thank you with a smiley but on the inside I want to bake you a cake and make you a mixed CD filled with all your old favorite songs that you can’t remember anymore so that when you play it you feel all nostalgic and happy and then throw glitter at you because I love you.
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Watchharryedwardostyles:
sandwhichartistintraining:
flippantthoughtsx:
blu3bl00d:
vipvictor:
Will Smith and Gary Barlow Do ‘The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air’ Rap
probably the greatest thing ever
i sang along
when gaz whipped out the keyboard though
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british: american people are so annoying
chinese: american people are so annoying
mexicans: american people are so annoying
french: american people are so annoying
americans: we are so annoying
canadians: i fucking love maple syrup
age 15: i want a boyfriend
age 20: i rly want a boyfriend ok
age 30: no srsly i need a boyfriend guys im not kidding
age 40: pls im desperate
age 50: guys this isnt funny anymore cmon
age 60: its not funny guys
age 70: guys
Going to a friends house
Normal people: What a lovely home you have
Me: Whats your wifi password?
I hate everyone I'm graduating with.....YOU ARE...
JUST PICK A FREAKING DATE…LIKE SERIOUSLY…
meow.
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Anonymous asked: don't tell anyone about tumblrtasks(.)com but i made $400 this week on it lol
this weather is making me sick ):
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littlehinduthings:
imfamousontumblr:
can we just appreciate emma’s transformation
season 1:
season 9:
don’t forget liberty
ok nevermind
i sing too much for someone who cant sing
how I tell stories
me: and then she was like
me: and im like
me: but then shes like
me: then theyre like
me: so i was like
me: yeah like
me: i know like
me: ye
wooooo actually just got a really good idea for my...
Oh and my phone just autocorrected school to shook hook….what even?
me: why did you just reblog that from them
me: i literally just reblogged that
me: you're following both of us so why'd you reblog it from them and not me
me: is it because you don't like me
me: is it because i'm fat
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I act different around certain people.
It’s not because I’m fake. It’s because I have a different comfort zone around certain people. I’ll act loud, stupid, be mean to you, act crazy, and do the most stupidest things with you because I’m comfortable around you. But, I can be quiet and shy if I don’t know you that well or we aren’t very close. Just because I act different around certain people, doesn’t mean I’m fake. I just have a...
I have sunburn so bad right now It's not even...
On my leg it’s only on the front of my thigh…..like I don’t know what happened I rotated but I guess it didn’t want to burn on the back or below my knee….but it’s seriously like purple…and then I have it on my face and that’s like purple too….never going in the sun again.
benefits to dating me
you have no competition
that’s about it actually
but i think it’s a good point
Anonymous asked: You out of school yet? - Q
Zooey Deschanel: Is that rain?
Siri: What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
Zooey Deschanel: Let's get tomato soup delivered!
Siri: ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
Zooey Deschanel: Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
Siri: Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
Zooey Deschanel: Remind me to clean up.
Siri: Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
Zooey Deschanel: Tomorrow.
Siri: I'm in hell. This is hell.
Zooey Deschanel: Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
Siri: I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
Zooey Deschanel: Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
Siri: I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
Zooey Deschanel: *dances*
Siri: Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.
