So good.

textposter2:

if you’re ever mugged by someone just scream ‘sWIPER NO SWIPING’ at them and by the rules of crime they have to stop

(via lolimedina)

• person: hey wanna hang out
• thoughts: omfg how do i get myself out of this

When my mom tags me in photos on Facebook.

-austincarlile:

my voice is girly when I talk to strangers
but when I’m with friends I turn into morgan freeman

(Source: westernkanye, via wolfgangoreatdick)

When people say they like my blog I calmly say thank you with a smiley but on the inside I want to bake you a cake and make you a mixed CD filled with all your old favorite songs that you can’t remember anymore so that when you play it you feel all nostalgic and happy and then throw glitter at you because I love you.

(Source: louisthrustingskills, via -lostinafairytale)